The Wedding Crasher Lizard
One tradition that's currently missing from your standard American wedding is a "wedding mule." The ceremony would be far more classy if the bride was carried down the aisle by a mule becuase mules are a good luck charm and a symbol of virility. Wait, maybe I'm thinking of donkeys. Yeah, I totally was... mules are actually giagantic losers.
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